Post by Marxtrash on May 16, 2017 13:45:25 GMT -5
This is a dumb thing I put together. All characters are assumed to be in their normal form, which means no soul forms or use of magic artifects. Feel free to point out any mistakes I made because there are probably quite a few. Also feel free to add more stuff!
NIGHTMARE
- Fairly strong,you'll probably need the star rod
- Will probably curse you with nightmares forever
- Has 0 style, I mean look at his stupid glasses. Mock his fashion sense
- Obnoxious pre-boss fight
DARK MATTER
- Large weak point (the eye)
- If it manages to posses you it's all over
- It dislikes light, make sure to bring a really powerful flashlight or something
- to get to it you need the rainbow drops
- If you kill it you'll probably end up on 0's hit list
MARX
- WEAK
- HE HAS NO HANDS
- just freaking push him off his ball and the fight is over
- he'll be P.O'ed but what is he going to do? hit you with his hat?
- Watch out for pranks if he manages to get off the ground
Conclusion: DO IT. PUNCH HIM IN HIS SMUG LIL' FACE.
0/ZERO
02/ZERO TWO/ZERO TO THE SECOND POWER/WHATEVER
DARK MIND
DARK NEBULA
YIN-YARN
NECRODEUS
MAGOLOR
meggalor is going to kill me
QUEEN SECTONIA
PRESIDENT HALTMANN
STAR DREAM
Bonus:
MARXTRASH
0/ZERO
- do you have a death wish
- large weak point (the eye)
- Has an army pretty much
- I hope you're not scared of blood
- weak to positive emotions, but there's like one thing that weaponizes positive emotions and the thing's a pain in the butt to get
02/ZERO TWO/ZERO TO THE SECOND POWER/WHATEVER
- How is he not dead??
- large weak point (eye and bandaid)
- more blood! yaaaaaaay
- You need all the crystal shards to fight him, which is probably the hardest part
DARK MIND
- Ive never played amazing mirror
- I dont know anything about this guy
Conclusion: I should play Amazing Mirror
DRAWCIA
DRAWCIA
- Powerful mage,but uses paint to attack
- probably weak to water
- maybe just bring a small child because nothing ruins paintings faster than children
- or dogs, maybe?
- I don't know, just bring paint remover
DARK NEBULA
- Could probably be killed by a stiff breeze
- slow attacks
- seriously mecha kracko was harder.
YIN-YARN
- Is literally made of yarn
- scissors
- or a cat
- just dont let him sneak attack you
- or speak, because like half of the things he says are just really terrible puns
NECRODEUS
- his name means death god, how do you think it will end
- Strong
- eats kirbys??
- wait is he into vore
MAGOLOR
- CRACK THE EGG
- has magic, but is small
- will probably cry but he tried to rule the universe
- after the fight steal his gem apples
- watch out for his fanbase though
QUEEN SECTONIA
- bees???
- BEES??
- you must really love taranza
- BEES???
Conclusion: do it for taranza
CLAYCIA
DARK CRAFTER
CLAYCIA
- why would you do this???
- she might kick your butt and you'll make Elline upset
- if you do want to be a complete jerk, water and a hammer will probably end the fight quickly
- why would you do that though
- blame the next guy, not claycia
DARK CRAFTER
- who?
- dirty coward
- bad boss fight
- almost ruined Claycia and Elline's friendship
- terrible
- without his mecha you are basicly just fighting a middle-aged buisnessman
- weak
- watch out for any robots he might throw at you
- also watch out for the huge company he owns
STAR DREAM
- what is wrong with you
- are you really going to fight a giant omnicidal wish granting machine?
- do you REALLY think that's a smart idea?
Bonus:
MARXTRASH
- wrote this monstrosity
- Likes villains way too much
- is a weak scrub